narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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play:

i wanna be that dog

play:

i wanna be that dog

(Source: ayeitzdarion, via zackisontumblr)

jehlousy:


mindlesly:

this makes me feel a type of sad ive never felt before

omg

jehlousy:

mindlesly:

this makes me feel a type of sad ive never felt before

omg

(Source: richhomieniall, via astron-om-y)

dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

image

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lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

(Source: furything, via wingsoritdidnothappen)

bunnywith:

canadian-asian:

The Red Fox Shiba Inu

WAIT YOU MEAN IT’S NOT?

IT’S NOT WEARING SOCKS

(via hannibals-souffle)