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adrians1:

adrians1:

a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.

I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.

UPDATE: 

TODAY BETH RECEIVED THIS LETTER FROM A TRAINSPOTTING ORGANISATION. THIS FRAPE IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THING I’VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

(via con-vic-tion)

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

(via the-fancy-unicorn)

sherlocksimpalainthetardis:

paigetalksalot:

Just a casual reminder that this is my college hockey team at it’s finest. 

dora you have one fine ass

(Source: pgshepherd, via fuckyeahloldemort)

justgooforit:

Sleeping giraffes are the cutest but weirdest thing I’ve ever seen

Look at them

cute

but wtf

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

robcoindustries:

this is art. this is a work. of contemporary art. being exhibited at the los angeles museum of contemporary art. the title is “long haired cheese”. this is art. i couldn’t make this shit up if i tried.

(via ilikeducksthispoemsucks)

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: pansypunx, via do0rdonotcausethereisnotry)

ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

lyshaeskro:

A plus view.

(Source: workingtodeath, via gthegentleman)

Cat…

(Source: born--for--this, via floods-above-and-fire-below)

Andrew and a little fan on the set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (May 26)

(Source: imaryjanewatson, via red-han-solo-cup)

ninichan1213:

cloak-wand-and-stone:

arandomfangirl:

uneducatedfuck:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like

“How did a milkshake manage to develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?”

I lost it.

(Source: futsingaround, via red-han-solo-cup)

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(via red-han-solo-cup)

clavid:

in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her

(via urls-are-hard-to-make)

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

(via red-han-solo-cup)

pissed-n-stoned-n-wired:

Jimmy you dumb fuck

(via red-han-solo-cup)